Please Forward All My Mail To This Photo of Hillary Clinton and Bette Midler; I Live Here Now


If you need me for the rest of my life, I’ll be hanging out in this photo of Hillary Clinton sandwiched between Bette Midler and David Hyde Pierce in period clothing like the end of The Shining but happy.

My permanent out-of-office reads “An actual train comes out on stage during ‘Put On Your Sunday Clothes’ and I’m catatonic from the thought of how much joy it brought Hillary Clinton when she saw it. If this is an emergency, please find tickets to Hello, Dolly! and see for yourself.”

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You need some joy in your life? You down in the dumps about the news? Need a pick-me-up after people found out that your large adult son has connections to Russia? Well, have I got a treat for you! Broadway superfan Hillary Clinton was finally able to score tickets to Hello, Dolly! last night and according to the show’s inimitable star, Bette Midler, the political icon stole the show.

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People applauding Hillary Clinton just for being is the second best thing on Broadway next to Head Over Heels. Oh my God, imagine if Hillary Clinton went to Head Over Heels! Sorry, I have to lie down.

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After the show, Clinton met with the cast backstage, took the iconic photo that is now my new home address and retirement community and then kiki’d with Bette.

“Hillary Clinton with a lipstick kiss on her cheek from Bette Midler” is a Mad Lib-style sentence I didn’t knew I needed but nonetheless has revived me. Every time I look at it I feel stronger. Bring on the Blood Moon! Our time is at hand!

The harvest for celebrity icons kissing each other has been particularly bountiful this month. Who could forget on-screen mother-daughter pair Meryl Streep and Cher smooching at the premiere of Mamma Mia: This Is Just Delightful and Don’t Let Anyone Tell You Otherwise.

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again World Premiere

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Hey, Bill DeBlasio! Put this on a billboard in Times Square, pronto! The world needs to see it!

Listen: if you are an iconic lady famous person, for the good of the universe, I’m begging you to find the nearest other iconic lady famous person and kiss her right now. Patricia Clarkson go up to Diane Wiest in line at Trader Joe’s! Chaka Khan tell Barbra Streisand to meet you at the end of your driveway! Celine Dion invite Patti Labelle to your space station for an afternoon tea and a peck on the cheek. This is the future the we need! Our time is at hand!

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