Dear E. Jean: My new husband says he can’t help thinking about my previous lovers and he loses steam in bed. How do I change his mind-set?
E. Jean: Say to him: “Who, darling? Who? Which ‘previous lovers’? oh! Hahahahaha! I’d completely forgotten those milksops! Your prowess has completely obliterated them from my memory!” (Repeat the next 200 times you’re in bed.)
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This letter is from the Ask E. Jean Archive, 1993-2017. Send questions to E. Jean at E.Jean@AskEJean.com.